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Meet the Potty Mouths

At school drop off or while on a voyage to the grocery store, we may look like a picture-perfect, highly Instagram-able, well-kept crew. But hang out at the Potty Mouth House after hours and you’ll become privy to all of our dirty secrets. We fart (aka booty dance) and refuse to let one slip without […]

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Confessions of a Tooth Fairy Failure

Confession time: I am a Tooth Fairy Failure (TFF). At this point, I’ve forgotten about leaving Tooth Fairy treats more times than I’ve remembered, AND two of my three kids know that the Tooth Fairy is ME. It’s only a matter of time before #3 learns the truth.  Things my big kids also know: I […]

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Love Letters from Mom :: La Croix

Dear La Croix, For months, I lusted after you from afar. Living overseas meant we were behind on many of the new goodies the U.S. market pumped out daily (it took years before they could get still-edible Halo Top over to the desert). But your gaudy cans started popping up in my feed. You were […]

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Love Letters from Mom :: Our Kindle Fire

Dear Kindle Fire, I don’t know where to begin to thank you for all you have done for me and my boys. I have to admit that I was hesitant about entering into a relationship with you—in this day and time, screen-time love is forbidden by most, and I just don’t think the world is […]

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Love Letters from Mom :: My Bathtub

Dear Bathtub, It amazes me just how you care for me. There isn’t a day that goes by that you’re not there for me; waiting patiently to relax me and bring me peace. I don’t believe there’s another person on earth that loves you the way that I do. When I’m having a long day […]

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Things Only Moms Google

Once upon a time, my Google searches were targeted and informative; used when I really couldn’t figure something out, like “when to use VLOOKUP vs INDEXMATCH in Excel”. Now? Google acts as my primary brain. Usually because typing out a question takes less time than accessing my actual less-than-stellar-performing brain (insert sleep-deprivation joke). And nobody […]

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Four! No, 10 Reasons I Want To Be a Golf Mom

Just like many mommas out there, I spend a lot of time daydreaming (or middle-of-the-night-bottle-feeding-dreaming) about the lives my children are going to have. With two baby boys, I’ve admittedly weighed the pros and cons of every sport I can think of, wondering which “field” they will be attracted to. Please know, however, that I […]

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